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I wish I had a friend made out of.... 

24%
23 deviants said Ha ha's
23%
22 deviants said Acid
17%
16 deviants said Boobs
8%
8 deviants said Dreamy tacos!
7%
7 deviants said Sexy bear slaps!
7%
7 deviants said Rainbow tickles!
7%
7 deviants said Snow cones!
4%
4 deviants said Bunny toast!
2%
2 deviants said Tee hee's
0%
No deviants said Puppy snot.

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DeeRose Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012
Snow cones. It's too damn hot in AZ.
I wish you had money as an option here. I would have clicked it so fast, you would have felt it!
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DerKlox-Cloxboy Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012
Haha, totally. That's a friend we can all enjoy.

I forget, do you live in one of the better places in Arizona or one of their communities full of fucktards? It's a beautiful state but it would seem some of the people there are of the asshole-dumb-shit persuasion.
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DeeRose Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
My complex is probably a mixture of decent people and fucktards. The fucktards are the ones who let their dogs shit anywhere and don't fucking pick it up. Or bump music at lame hours of the night/morning.

It really is beautiful, so I try not to let the fucktards get me down.
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DerKlox-Cloxboy Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
Dogs barking all hours, bumping music at 2am, totally fuckin' hate that shit. The redneck/drug dealers around here produce more noise pollution than anyone else, it's ridiculous.

This place wouldn't be so bad if people actually respected each other.
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DeeRose Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
You know, I like dogs. But living in this complex makes me hate them. Their pee stinks up the complex and they don't know when to stfu.

I totally agree with that. There was one night where it might have been 3:30 AM on a Sunday (going into Monday) and I heard music blasting. I thought it might have been my upstairs neighbors, but I think it came from outside. Who the fuck does that? Ugh.
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DerKlox-Cloxboy Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
Same here, dogs are awesome but yeah, some people don't know how to take care of their pets. They let them out all hours, barking at the wind and let them shit all over the neighborhood. I mean, seriously, there's an open lot right across the street to walk your dog around and yet, I find dog shit all over our yard, sidewalk and even in our backyard?!

"Who the fuck does that?" A fuckin' gacked-outed hick with a $400 car and a $2,500 car stereo, that's who. At least, that's the case around here.
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DeeRose Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012
A couple of times, I saw dog shit on the sidewalk... It shouldn't be on the sidewalk!

In my case, it might be someone black or Mexican, lol.
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Enirroc Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Free acid, ftw.
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DerKlox-Cloxboy Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012
Where?? Oh, the poll, right? :P
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koanodan Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Professional General Artist
it was really hard for me to pick just one. can... can i have a friend made out of all of the above?
(i ended up picking acid)
(although, in my head, it's not the drug, but actual corrosive liquid, and they also will fling it into my enemies' eyes and burn off all their features and make their wives scream and pass out and when they wake up, they divorce the acid-eatn faced guy and i cackle in my baby panda fur-lined armchair and puff on my cigar)
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DerKlox-Cloxboy Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012
Wow... That's some next-level shiz right there.
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lady-leliel Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Student General Artist
I was going to click boobs but then an image of a boob-covered person popped into my head and I changed my mind D:
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DerKlox-Cloxboy Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
It's not nearly as amazing at it sounds once you think it through but yanno, it's fun to try to imagine... Depending on what pops in your mind, that image could be kind of beautiful or pretty horrific, especially if you play out the physical logistics out, it can get a bit traumatic (it did for me).
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lady-leliel Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Student General Artist
Yeeeah, I got the horrific image XD Three boobs are plenty for me.
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DerKlox-Cloxboy Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
3?
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lady-leliel Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Student General Artist
;p
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DerKlox-Cloxboy Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
You so crazy.
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lady-leliel Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Student General Artist
Yeah yeah.
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DerKlox-Cloxboy Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012
You ain't crazy as I am but yanno, I'm me.
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psion005 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconmushplz:

Me--->:alien:
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DerKlox-Cloxboy Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
As if anyone didn't know.
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Parady Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
acid , yup of acid , weeeeeee!
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DerKlox-Cloxboy Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
And hopefully someone really hot, yanno, to assist with all the licking you'd be doing.
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
you can never have enough Ha has
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DerKlox-Cloxboy Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
Right? I had a whole barrel of them yesterday... They're gone already. oO
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
See!. they just disappear!...
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zombryn Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Professional Filmographer
It's all about the bunny toast man!
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DerKlox-Cloxboy Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
So... You know.
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