I forget, do you live in one of the better places in Arizona or one of their communities full of fucktards? It's a beautiful state but it would seem some of the people there are of the asshole-dumb-shit persuasion.
My complex is probably a mixture of decent people and fucktards. The fucktards are the ones who let their dogs shit anywhere and don't fucking pick it up. Or bump music at lame hours of the night/morning.
It really is beautiful, so I try not to let the fucktards get me down.
You know, I like dogs. But living in this complex makes me hate them. Their pee stinks up the complex and they don't know when to stfu.
I totally agree with that. There was one night where it might have been 3:30 AM on a Sunday (going into Monday) and I heard music blasting. I thought it might have been my upstairs neighbors, but I think it came from outside. Who the fuck does that? Ugh.
Same here, dogs are awesome but yeah, some people don't know how to take care of their pets. They let them out all hours, barking at the wind and let them shit all over the neighborhood. I mean, seriously, there's an open lot right across the street to walk your dog around and yet, I find dog shit all over our yard, sidewalk and even in our backyard?!
"Who the fuck does that?" A fuckin' gacked-outed hick with a $400 car and a $2,500 car stereo, that's who. At least, that's the case around here.
it was really hard for me to pick just one. can... can i have a friend made out of all of the above? (i ended up picking acid) (although, in my head, it's not the drug, but actual corrosive liquid, and they also will fling it into my enemies' eyes and burn off all their features and make their wives scream and pass out and when they wake up, they divorce the acid-eatn faced guy and i cackle in my baby panda fur-lined armchair and puff on my cigar)
It's not nearly as amazing at it sounds once you think it through but yanno, it's fun to try to imagine... Depending on what pops in your mind, that image could be kind of beautiful or pretty horrific, especially if you play out the physical logistics out, it can get a bit traumatic (it did for me).