[Frankenstein, Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors] Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "What knockers." Inga: "Oh, thank you doctor."

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius."

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "You must be Igor." Igor: "No, it's pronounced "eye-gor." Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "But they told me it was "ee-gor." Igor: "Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?"

Inga: "Werewolf!" Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Werewolf?" Igor: "There." Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "What?" Igor: "There, wolf. There, castle."

Inga: "He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker." Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "That goes without saying." Inga: "Voof." Igor: "He's going to be very popular."

The Blindman: "Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso."

Inspector Kemp: "Vee had better confeerm de fect dat Yunk Frankenshtein iss indeed VALLOWING EEN EES GANDFADDA'S VOOTSHTAPS." Villagers: "What?" Inspector Kemp: "Following in his grandfather's footsteps, footsteps, footsteps."

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits.." The Monster: "'UTTIN' ON THE 'IIIIITZ."

Inga: "Hallo. Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay? It's fun. Roll, roll, roll in ze hay."

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Abby Someone. Abby who?" Igor: "Abby Normal." Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Abby Normal?" Igor: "I'm almost sure that was the name."