I haven't set a date for our break-up yet but I'm definitely doing it this year.

I'll fuck you just the way you like it... In the beginning.

An occasional liar can own you into next week but a seasoned manipulator can own you into next year.

I think it's time we let your vagina dictate our happiness (even when we're apart).

Staring at walls just isn't the same unless you're there beside me.

She brings a lot of love into my life... And even more hate.

Got liquor?! Because arguing sober is for pussies! Let's see if we can wake up the neighbors!

I'm sorry, honey, how do you prefer I beg?

We learn something new about each other everytime we argue. For instance, last night, I learned she's a psychotic, fucking bitch.

I'd never hit her... Now, does she hit me? See this scar?